i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
“You’ve just stopped being a study group. You’ve become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you a community.”
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
What makes us different makes us beautiful. Penelope (2006)
— my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)
I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH
if you’re reading this ur fucking cute
If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong
- no more anxiety
- clear skin